Amen

Sunday's sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies."

Toward the end of the service the minister asked, "How
many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The minister then repeated
his question. All responded this time except one small,
elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forg ive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and
tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not
have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation and said, "I outlived the bitches."