Funny t-shirts

Honestly, I'd love to put these on funny t-shirts and wear them proudly. Some people think they are the center of the universe that their every move should be noted, and praised, and be put on the limelight. puh-leeze! Truth is, I don't give a rat's ass!! It's funny when someone tries to hide something from me, but I already know about it because somebody else already spilled the beans. Like it's a big deal. Duh! What do I care anyway? Get off your high horse, and maybe then I'll act like I care!